The Couple

  Name: Dustin Bates Keller
  Title: Groom
  Plays Bass For: 3 Men and a Canadian, Models Need Sleep
  Occupation: Web Designer
  Best Job Perk: Nintendo Wii in the conference room
  Commute time: 57 seconds
  Currently drives: '07 Vespa LX (yes, that's a scooter)
 
  Name: Sara Marie Arnold
  Title: Bride
  Occupation: Gallery Director, Co-Owner of Rock n Roll Craft Show
  Addictions: Traveling, Hair Color, Vanilla Anything
  Still Fails At: Staying awake while Dustin plays video games
  Pets: 4.5 year old Beta fish named Cat. (We think that's 392 in Fish Years.)
 

Bridesmaids:

  Name: Lisa Troglio
  Relationship: Sara's sister
  Occupation: No one really knows
  Number of
countries traveled to:
51 and counting
  Always confused for: Sara. Constantly
  Prominent
career move:
Working at Corn Dog at Jamestown Mall
 
  Name: Gina Timme
  Relationship: Sara's sister
  Knows the lyrics to: The entire "American Fool" album by John Mellencamp
  Gutsy move: Jumped in the Pacific ocean to take a picture with a Giant Turtle. Without floaties.
  Best non-talent: Can stuff entire hand in mouth.
  Name: Lindsay Keller
  Relationship: Dustin's Sister
  Occupation: Actuary
  Currently Residing: Houston, Texas
  Excels in: Everything Asian people are good at
  Achievements: Graduating college the same year as Dustin
(even though she is 2 years younger.)
 
  Name: Kailyn Timme
  Title: Junior Bridesmaid
  Relationship: Sara's niece
  Initials also stand for: Karate Time, Kangaroo Tongues, Kayaking Tuesday, Kiwi Tree
  If she could,
she would:
Own 100 dogs
  Wouldn't be
caught dead in:
Anything that her mother picked out
 

Groomsmen:

  Name: Mike Forbis
  Title: Best Man
  Relationship: Dustin's Best Friend
  Also Known As: Forbis, Tron, Furbee, The Forb Focus, Forbalicious, Boo
  Reason he's late to meet up with you: Needs to take a shower before he leaves
  Totally looks like: He doesn't speak English
  Is freakishly good at: Halo 1
 
  Name: Jonathan Bates
  Relationship: Dustin's cousin
  Occupation: Greenhouse Technician (Tree Whisperer)
  Currently Residing: Harrington, Québec
  Gross injury: Had his finger squished off in a cow stantion
  Achievements: Got Dustin drunk for the first time on Lemonade Beer
 
  Name: Jarett Kingsbury
  Relationship: Dustin's cousin
  Lives: Ottawa, Ontario
  Dislikes: Seeing his priceless Star Wars toys being destroyed by his little cousin Dustin
  Special Talents: Canned food bonfire explosions
  Proudest
Accomplishment:
Molding Dustin and Jonathan into Boston Bruins fans
 

Flower Girl:

  Name: Hanna Timme
  Relationship: Sara's niece
  Age: 6  (8 minutes older than her brother)
  Hobbies: Gymnastics, Karaoke
  Guilty pleasure: Break dancing in front of the mirror
  # of Years Spent
Prepping for This Job:
4.5
 

Ring Bearer:

  Name: Shane Timme
  Relationship: Sara's nephew
  Age:
  Can be bribed with: Skittles
  Can't live without: Pestering his sisters
  Favorite TV show: How it's Made ("The Make It Show")
 

The 'Rents:

  Name: Pat Arnold-Daniels
  Relationship: Sara's mom
  Age: 29. Seriously
  Latest Achievement: Returned to college after a 40 year hiatus... with straight A's!
  Spoiler alert: Will cry at the ceremony. Guaranteed
  Hidden Talent: Can burn water
 
  Name: Dawn Bates
  Relationship: Dustin's mum
  True Story: Got her name legally changed last year to Nancy Dawn Bates-Keller. (It never made anything less confusing.)
  Odd obsession: Doing laundry
  Hometown: Harrington, Québec
  Miles logged from
2 minivans:
1,823,774 
  No Kidding: Brought Dustin, Lindsay and Forbis sub sandwiches
every Tuesday for lunch during high school
 
  Name: Glen Keller
  Relationship: Dustin's Dad
  Expertise: Reverse Polish Notation Calculators
  Hometown: Winnipeg, Manitoba
  Unbeatable in: Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Hockey, Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Football, Fantasy Golf (yes, there is such a thing)
  Commended for: Waking up countless mornings at 5:00am to drive
Dustin to hockey practice. Can lace a pair of skates
like no other.
 
Mad Props:
  John Vogl - Artist and creator of the Save-the-Date posters. More of the amazing talent at: http://www.thebungaloo.com

Tori Mathis - Invitation Designer extraordinaire. Shared an apartment with Sara and lived to tell the tale.

Kevin Martini-Fuller - Sara's favorite professor and wedding photographer.

Joey Grailer - Officiant, Spiritual Leader, Guru, High Priest, Drinking Buddy. Has known Sara for 11 years.

 

 
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